Health

A Bikini Sounds Good, but I Don’t Wear Those

To get out of bed this morning, I literally had to throw back the covers, roll to the side of the bed and fall out on to my hands and knees. Then, and only then, could I stand up seein’ as how my abs are now protesting against anything that requires their services. I think they’re mad at me for…

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Health, Marriage

Two Birds One Dead Ball

I thought I’d get smart yesterday and kill two birds with one stone: shower and exercise at the same time. Scrub hairPush-ups against the wall. I guess those would be push-outs.Wash faceCalf lifts You get the idea. I’ll spare you anything else so you won’t feel like you need to poke out your minds eye. I’m thinking I’m on to…

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Family, Health

Beauty Doesn’t Come Naturally, or Cheap

When you have a baby and their sweet little teeth start coming in it’s cute. However, when you see those baby teeth start to fall out, you being to watch that mouth a bit more closely. I’ve watched my girls mouths sorta with the same facial expression you give when you’re trying to pull a splinter out of your foot.…

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Health

Today Was Supposed to be THE Day. boo hoo

Welp, today is the day I was supposed to run my Couch to 5K. Umm, that didn’t happen. If you remember, my dern knee started acting up. What am I 35?….wait I AM 35! Ya know, you just don’t ever say to yourself at 22, “Hm, better get in shape now because who knows what’ll happen at 35.” Hear me…

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Being Real, Health

My Freedom Is Gone Until I’m, oh, About 60.

To my Gentlemen readers, I do apologize in advance for this post. In fact, feel free to go ahead and clickity-click on over to ESPN or something because this is really for chicks only. Not because it’s sooo chicky, but, well, it’s so womanly. Like you-become-a-woman-when-this-happens-in-your-life. I know….eewww. Here’s the deal, I had a baby 9 1/2 months ago, which…

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Being Real, Family, Health

I Do Heart a Funnel Cake

This might be a cop-out, but… There we were, walking around the Oklahoma State Fair. Let me stop right here and say a few things about the fair. Good Funnel Cakes. Not worth $6, but still, very good. Enough livestock available to last me a good year. Clydesdales are uh-mazing. Those games are a rip-off. The dudes working the games…

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