Something’s Wrong With My Feet

I’m kissing 37. I’ll be 37 in September. September 26, to be exact. I have a PayPal account for cash birthday gifts. Just email me, m’kay?

However, with this 37 year old body, there are 37 year old weird things, like…

strange hairs coming out of my chin. ew.

the inability to stand up quickly after being on the floor for more than 5 min.

the ease of which I can hurt myself

the brain fog

the walking in a room and looking around wondering why they heck I’m in here

and…. pain in my feet when I get up from bed.

No really, if you saw me stand up from my slumber and begin walking, well, you’da thought, “Hm, she looks like an old granny trying to hobble in her kitchen to get some nice sweet tea.”

Why, oh why do my feet hurt like that? Is it the flip-flops all day? Is it because I’m on them all day? Is there something else? Do I have to get a pair of these???

Just curious.