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I Puffy Heart Stick Figures

I love stick figures. There is something about a stick figure that makes us all even, all aware of our surrounding. They make us consider our choices, like whether or not to cross the street, or if we should or should not stick our hand in something with blades. They teach us things. They remind [...]

My Hair Dryer

Smack Down: Tornadoes vs. Earthquakes

***UPDATE! Sarah has a rebuttal. When you’re done here, go read her reasons why earthquakes win. Pssh, right.***

After much ado on The Twitter (thankyouCindyBeall) with Sarah Markley about Tornadoes vs. Earthquakes, I’ve decided to do a short, sweet little post on the reasons why Tornado Alley totally blows away Orange County/Earthquake Death Trap. Aaaand, the [...]

Two Birds One Dead Ball

I thought I’d get smart yesterday and kill two birds with one stone: shower and exercise at the same time.

Scrub hairPush-ups against the wall. I guess those would be push-outs.Wash faceCalf lifts

You get the idea. I’ll spare you anything else so you won’t feel like you need to poke out your minds eye.

I’m thinking [...]

Whoopsidaisies!

Just a few days ago, the girls were out jumping on the trampoline when all of the sudden one (yes, there are more than one because we can’t get rid of the darn things…) ahem, one of the puppies grabbed Boog’s stuffed animal and took off running.

Poor girl, she doesn’t know how to chase down [...]

Poor Pastor JT

Last night I was sitting at my mom’s having dinner with her and her sister who is here from Oregon. Okay, if you have never been up that way, you know, the tippy top left corner of the United States, then you need to get yourself up there. Beeeutiful.

We were talking about being startled and [...]

I was Feeling a Wee Bit Artistic

Now, here’s something we haven’t talked about on the WWW, sleeping habits.

I’m fascinated by sleep because it comes on me every night. I close my eyes and then all the sudden I open them and like 8 hours has gone by. Well, these days it’s like I pry my eyes open and only about 3 [...]

I Don’t Think My Kids Are Supposed To Say It, But I Just Don’t See What All the Fuss Is About

You know, there are things that kids just don’t say anymore. They don’t say them because I’m sure some Politically Correct Nazi is waiting in the wings to force upon them the correct, updated form of the apparently incorrect and shamefully offensive idiom.

For instance:

When did we decide that we should say “criss-cross apple sauce” instead [...]