|
|||||
  |
I like magicians. I mean, who doesn’t? Kind of makes me mad and frustrated though because I can’t figure out the dang trick. I don’t like being left in the dark. I don’t like feeling stupid. Magicians make me feel stupid. I don’t like magicians anymore. I actually know a class act magician personally. A real [...] We have a dog. A darling black lab who, on occasion, wins my heart for a few minutes, especially in the winter and so I let her in. I know, my dog-loving heart just blesses your soul. But, there has been something kind of weird going on the last few days. Just two days ago, I [...] To get out of bed this morning, I literally had to throw back the covers, roll to the side of the bed and fall out on to my hands and knees. Then, and only then, could I stand up seein’ as how my abs are now protesting against anything that requires their services. I think they’re [...] I usually enjoy going to the grocery store by myself (and Monkey) and yesterday was no exception, except that there was an exception. Now that it’s fall and it’s cold enough for all of us Okies to turn on our heaters, there is a little thing we have to deal with—friction. You know what I mean: [...] Would it be weird to say, “Hey, I’ve got nothing to say?” I sit here hunkered over my computer because 1. I’m kinda cold. and 2. I’m freezing. (wait) Earlier today (which, by the time you read this will be yesterday. You understand.) I was feeling a bit strange. The feeling like something yucky was about [...] I think the conversation has come up every year for the last couple of years. I’ve listened to Pastor JT give his argument, but he didn’t know I was secretly, and invisibly, putting my fingers in my ears while thinking to myself Na na na na na, I can’t hear you! I love Christmas. I love [...] Oh mercy. Sometimes I love in Internet, sometimes I don’t. I got to searching the knee a little bit, and low and behold, there is not a muscle right there! What! No muscle, then what the heck is going on!? I’m not sayin‘ this is actually the problem, but, I’m wondering….hmmm….. Why does this stuff happen to [...] Remember when I said I’d like Santa Baby to bring me a new video camera for Christmas? Well, it looks like he’s going to need to come before that. On a side note, every time I go to type Santa, I end up backspacing because I start typing Satan. Except for that time because I [...] Last night, Pastor JT was shutting down the house. You know, what the man does at night to ensure the safety of his sweet family. Dog in, shut and lock doors, boop-boop-boop, alarm set. I was in the bathroom getting ready for beauty sleep which includes, but is not always limited to, taking out my contacts. [...] Seriously, if my throat had hurt anymore I might have needed to go get a some Starbucks. But I didn’t because then I’d have to load everyone up and I was in no mood to share my little oasis with three short people. So, I loaded them up and took them swimming instead. That was yesterday. [...] |
 |
|||
|
Copyright © 2010 NatalieWitcher.com - All Rights Reserved |
|||||
